And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Anyone else looking around parks in this heatwave and thinking “thank Christ I didn’t think it a good idea to have my kids’ names inked all over my back”?

2 Has news that the heatwave will continue into July got the Queen worried about Trump’s orange dye melting all over her best chair covers?

3 Calls for new garden cities to stem the population crisis. Is that because if people are forced to live in hellholes full of decking and gazebos there’ll be mass suicides?

4 How apt that Boris Johnson used Afghanistan’s deputy foreign minister Hekmat Karzai as an excuse for swerving the Heathrow runway vote as the khazi is where his credibility was flushed straight down?

5 Can we introduce VAR at PMQs so the Speaker can show screeching members how pathetic they look to the viewing nation before throwing them out?