Return to sender tame Trump blimp

A word of advice to anti-Trump protestors in case he ever returns to our streets. That “controversial” blimp that flew over London was too small and too kind. In fact with its curling lip and big nappy it looked like Trump impersonating Elvis at the age he’d become too obese to control his bowels.

Next time, float a blimp of Theresa May alongside it, panting on all fours with her tongue licking Trump’s feet, accompanied by the recording of an Elvis sound-a-like singing: “You ain’t nothing but a lap dog, reaching for my hand, just curtsey to Melania, then take down my command.”