STARS &TOONS
Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 Jupiter makes a superb angle to Pluto in Capricorn, and you and someone have a mutual appreciation society going on. It’s swoon and sigh, though you may have to book a flight home. No time for a selfie. It’s a matter of coming to terms with a deeper truth today. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 You’ve got to stop spending. Not that you have been anywhere near a designer shop. Nor do you have expensive hobbies. Yet you haven’t spent this much money in years. Happily, something should be settled today. Everything else appears to be in the lap of the gods. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 Pluto aligns with Jupiter in the travel sector of your horoscope. Your plans should explode. Have you booked the honeymoon suite yet? There’s plenty of time. No doubt, you and someone are dancing to the same tune. True, others may take a less romantic view today. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 You don’t pretend to be squeaky-clean. Even so, truly stimulating aspects denote that this is the perfect time to begin a new exercise regime and live the good life. Enhance your business brand. Ignore any lifestyle gurus. You realise you can make pots of money without their advice. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 This could turn out to be an Indian summer. A Greek wedding? Even though it may not be entirely like that, and that for some reason you could regret disappearing. It’s not as if someone lives down the street. However, you should be on more than just speaking terms today. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Maybe you are tired of spending nights looking at property websites or interior design. By rights, you should manage to put a deposit down. Hundreds or thousands of pounds should pass through your account. But you could see something twice as attractive for a lower price. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge) Cancer June 21–July 22 This should be a personally rewarding day. Nor is there any need to feel shy or awkward, especially if someone asks you, ‘Are you free later?’ With Jupiter aligned with Pluto, this could be the start of a long and meaningful relationship. Oh, alright, a shorter one if you like. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 You may be flush with cash, but no need to show off. You might be dubbed posh by the locals, or are among those wealthy Leo buyers who have more money than sense. Even so, with Jupiter aligned with Pluto, you could be introduced to a whole new lifestyle today. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 A superb link between Jupiter and Pluto indicates that you won’t be sitting alone, frustrated, with nobody to chat to. You don’t need an app for that. Quite the opposite! In fact, all forms of communication may go slightly haywire today. Go straight to a meeting, don’t be side-tracked. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Both money and property matters are superbly starred. With Jupiter and Pluto holding sway in the heavens, it may be a case of every bedroom has an en suite. Apart from a life of luxury, you obviously like your privacy. Though you may realise that too has a price today. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 Both Venus and Jupiter in Scorpio are in bright attendance. Enjoy all the attention or affection that comes your way. There may be occasions when you and others are thrown together, though you no longer feel compelled to talk. No matter. Chances are, sparks will fly. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 A benevolent link between Jupiter your ruler and Pluto should bring even more offers flooding in. Of course, droves of people dream of a life such as yours. Though what they don’t know is how much it has cost you. No matter. This could be a day of unique opportunities. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)