STORMY: ‘It may have been the least impressive sex I’ve ever had...’
..and here’s why!
STORMY Daniels has delivered a below-the-belt blow to President Donald Trump by likening his manhood to a mushroom.
The porn star, 39, says Trump’s penis is “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small” and shaped like the Nintendo video game character Toad.
Daniels recalled the night she allegedly had sex with Trump in 2006 as his wife Melania was at home looking after their newborn son.
Daniels says: “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
She adds: “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
The graphic details appear in Daniels’ upcoming book, Full Disclosure.
The adult film actress, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, has previously alleged Trump asked her to spank him with a Forbes business magazine cover featuring his picture.
The president denies having an affair with Daniels. But he has admitted to reimbursing his ex-lawyer Michael Cohen, who paid her nearly £100,000 just weeks before the 2016 US election.
Daniels also claims Trump offered her a place on his reality TV show The Apprentice and suggested she could cheat to advance in the competition. “We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand and we can devise your technique,” Trump is said to have told her.
She writes: “He was going to have me cheat and it was 100% his idea.”
Daniels, who met Trump at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California, says whenever she saw him on TV for years afterwards, she would say to herself: “I had sex with that... Eech.”
She says Trump was “run-of-the-mill insecure but seemed to enjoy being teased so she asked him about his famous hairstyle. She writes: “‘I know’, he said with a smile. ‘It’s ridiculous. Come on. First of all, I have a mirror’.”
Daniels says Trump told her “every celebrity stylist” had offered to fix his haircut but he had declined because “it’s my thing. It’s my trademark”.
In her book, which goes on sale October 2, Daniels expresses astonishment that Trump won the Republican nomination for the 2016 election race.
She writes: “It will never happen, I would say [to friends]. He doesn’t even want to be president.”
The memoir comes just weeks after the bombshell book Fear by Watergate journalist Bob Woodward was released.
Current and former White House aides paint a brutal picture of Trump as inept and unfit. The President has slammed the book as “a work of fiction”.
Nintendo has yet to comment on Daniels’ claim.