KAT’S GOT THE RATINGS CREAM

It’s become customary at this time of year that I receive a flush of calls asking for my opinion on the latest Strictly shenanigans. So imagine how busy my number was on Tuesday, following THAT picture.

All I can say is, you try spending at least eight hours a day, six days a week, up very close and very personal with an attractive, strong, fit professional upon whom your dignity and your whole Strictly life depends, and still not experience the slightest heart flutter. Of course, it doesn’t mean you have to act upon it but it happens.

And if you act upon it, sh** happens.

As Seann Walsh and Katya Jones have found out.

Still, Strictly – BBC1 7.30pm – will score its highest ratings ever tonight.

I mean, I’m definitely not going out. Are you?

FP: As a remainer, May’s doing a good job of an unenviable task. Proud to be mentioned alongside her and Laura. The PM’s politics are not mine but, thanks to Corbyn, I don’t have a party to vote for any more.