REALITY

C4, 9.15pm

Eight celebrities are on the run for charity, and it makes for some unusual and amusing sightings.

These people can barely walk down the road without someone asking them for a selfie, so how are they going to evade capture for 14 days?

Taking part in this tongue-in-cheek, escape challenge for Stand Up To Cancer are duos Dom Joly and Vicky Pattison, Olympian Louis Smith and Strictly Come Dancing pro AJ Pritchard, Love Island’s Chris Hughes and Kem Cetinay, and Sky News anchor Kay Burley with MP and former army commando Johnny Mercer.

Kem gives it the trash talk: “Because we don’t have a clue what we’re doing, they’re not going to have a clue what we’re doing.” Good point.

He and Chris are the first to feel the heat when a text message exposes their hideout. And Johnny needs to take part in the crucial Brexit vote.

Let the game of cat-and-mouse begin.