JUSTIN TOPER
Capricorn
Dec 22 –Jan 20 At times, someone can be tremendously greedy. Even though they have lots of money. We are talking about one of your best friends. What do you suggest? The guillotine? Look on the bright side today. What you are planning will make others jealous, even if it leaves you a pauper.
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Aquarius
Jan 21–Feb 19 Conflicting aspects to the Moon in Aquarius tend to make you somewhat moody. “Don’t tell me to be happy!” It always makes you want to do the opposite. Maybe you should throw yourself into your work? That may not necessarily perk you up today. How about a bit of escapism?
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Pisces
Feb 20–Mar 20 After a lot of delays or detours, you should finally be on the right track. Besides, you have gone too far now to turn back. In fact, a minor journey away from the comforts of home could turn into a full-blown excursion for you. A knot could well form in your tummy today.
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Aries
March 21–April 20 Things may be pretty quiet now. Though, you could soon find yourself caught up in a friendly fight. In the meantime, you should be unwinding with a kind on intensity today. You might even politely and firmly turn down a few invites. Never mind. Your instincts know what is right.
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Taurus
April 21–May 21 After an act of aggression, others should be quite chatty and cheerful towards you today. In fact, you know better than to say no to a proposal. It’s not really a big deal anyway. Anything for a quiet life, though! Besides, this could be the best thing that ever happened to you.
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Gemini
May 22–June 20 You don’t mind working, even if everyone else is off having fun. Maybe it makes you feel kind of important. Anyway, you may be waiting for the weather to change before you make any plans. Nothing or no one can rain on your parade today, as long as you succeed in remaining calm.
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Cancer
June 21–July 22 Finding true love may be wishful thinking, though a holiday romance could be revived. Right now, it is business as usual and you might feel that you are being punished financially. Of course, if you had enough money, you would get hitched tomorrow. You are rich in other ways.
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Leo
July 23–August 22 You may be moving house, but can’t manage to throw anything away, aside from some emotional baggage. Most Leos are reorganising their living arrangements, though have you ever felt quite so disorientated in your life? Nothing too dramatic should happen today.
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Virgo
Aug 23–Sept 22 Your plans remain up in the air and you can’t leave yet. Apart from that, colleagues are a nightmare and make life harder. No wonder your nerves are on edge. Never mind. Nobody can undermine you. Besides, what you are engineering with precision should prove satisfying today.
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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23
You don’t have time to nurture a relationship, although you still have desires that need to be satisfied. Order a pizza and see who arrives! Seriously, your personal life should be more exciting. It’s sad that you are so career-minded. Take the day off. Have you tried lonely hearts ads? For more call 0903 658 1010
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Scorpio
Oct 24–Nov 22 Planetary activity in Scorpio is inclined to make you far more outgoing. Maybe you are winding others up with your inappropriate behaviour and it’s easy when you know how. Now however, you may decide to tone it down. At any rate, there may be some strange silences today.
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 –Dec 21 Self-delusion is your current problem. One part of your brain is talking common sense. The other side is a demon persuading you to flush everything down the drain. It’s time to think again with the right-hand side. Far from being demented, you should see things as clear as day.
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