Trust me.. it will all be okay

Step right up! Come and get your £2,600 tickets to see former heroin addict turned comedian turned life guru Russell Brand chat at a “wellness gathering” in Palm Springs, California.

It’ll be a real surprise to see what he’s going to be talking about – even to him. He’s going to wing it.

Asked how he’ll decide what to include in his speech, he admits: “I’m not going to. I’m talking about something I think about and interact with all the time. If I’m truthful, it will all be OK.”

Namaste. Tickets for Wellspring start from as little as £35 if you only fancy some “healing horse meditation” at the event in February.

The £2,600 package includes four days at the event, a bedroom with ocean views and all the secrets of the universe... probably.