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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 A It certainly won’t be all work and no play. As someone remarked, ‘being boring is the worst of the social sins’. No worries on that score. Indeed, having fun is compulsory. Friends are happy to chug along, though there are some mundane matters to sort out as this week begins. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius
Jan 21–Feb 19 The Sun enters Scorpio, and you should be at your most popular and in demand. In fact, your personal star is in the ascendancy today. Curiously, those who looked down on you will no doubt seem rather ordinary. Talk about the tortoise and the hare. What’s another word for chavs?
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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 This promises to be an exciting week. By rights, you should take off like a rocket, like a comet streaking into space. In the meantime, what takes place is fascinating, if not a shock. This is no formal meeting. Not that you will bat an eyelid. Best hide your feelings.
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Aries March 21–April 20 It’s not entirely clear why you are working such long hours. The rewards could be huge this week. That, you may find stimulating? Spending money is also addictive and can generate insecurity. This is a decisive time, and you have every right to be excited about your future. For more call 0903 658 1004
Taurus April 21–May 21 You may be navigating the challenges of married life. Alternatively, trying a last-ditch effort to reinvigorate a faltering relationship, and there may be plenty of encouragement. Mercury aligned with Pluto indicates a flying trip today. You can even take someone with you if you like.
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Gemini May 22–June 20 Most Geminis are hard workers. If only you could find a job. Pride requires that you do so. A beneficial alteration is on the cards. Although you might be an absentee this Monday. Are you genuinely unwell? Both your health and self-esteem should receive a shot in the arm.
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Cancer
June 21–July 22 Emotionally, you seem bruised. However, others will love you to the stars and back. Should you contact someone who has shunned you? Put that dialling finger away for the time being. Besides, with Mercury aligned with Pluto, you could receive a call out of the blue today.
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Leo July 23–August 22
By nature, Leos are not workshy creatures lying on the sofa. However, the Sun enters Scorpio, which highlights matters close to home. You can focus on work another time. The family will inspire you to make a move that could be confirmed as soon as Wednesday’s Full Moon.
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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22
You may return to your usual routine, a bit of work, and flirting with others on the internet. Some, you haven’t met. However, it is important that you remain on top of developments and in constant touch with certain people today. In fact, you could struggle to understand their plans. For more call 0903 658 1009
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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23
It is business as usual. Are you still paying full price for everything? Don’t be a mug. In fact, you could get a real bargain. That is not all you should plunder as this week begins. What was promised before is about to materialise, and it could transform your life.
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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 This should be a truly memorable time. Meanwhile, with Mercury in Scorpio aligned with Pluto, after a few no-shows or broken arrangements, your plans should fit to a T as this week begins. The fact that a partner is inconsiderate or late for an appointment could be sign of guilt.
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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 It’s business as usual. Although, you may call work to say you are not coming in because of the flu. That’s not your biggest fib. Why should you, as you should receive an improved job offer this week? At times, you could feel that everything you do is made of magic.
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