I watch The X Factor

and wonder if the judges don’t hear what we hear. Because when I hear what sounds like a cotton bud rattling in my ear, they go, “Ooh, I loved that”.

I really like the judges line-up. I know Robbie and Ayda and they are the sweetest couple you could meet. I knew Ayda would be brilliant because what you see is what she’s like in real life – sassy, funny and invested in what she’s doing.

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