JUSTIN TOPHER
Capricorn
Dec 22 –Jan 20 The sun in Scorpio is supposed to represent your dearest hopes and fondest wishes. What you might be feeling is misunderstood and wondering why no one is listening to your dreams. They find it uninteresting. Not that you will be festering alone or sitting quietly reading today.
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Aquarius
Jan 21–Feb 19 You may have suffered a few career or personal setbacks. Not entirely your fault. Maybe it’s time to play hard-ball? With Mercury aligned with Jupiter in Scorpio you can be as outspoken as you like. Given your reputation for being rude others won’t mind. They might be bowled over today. For more call 0903 658 1002
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Pisces
Feb 20–Mar 20 With Mercury aligned with Jupiter you should be flying high, or flying off. Your chariot awaits – though there’s a few loose ends to tie up today. One bright spark could alter everything. In the meantime you should have a goldplated experience today. This is not a pleasure-seeking trip.
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Aries
March 21–April 20 Mercury aligned with Jupiter should coincide with an interesting offer today. You may not receive the lion’s share of the money, and could need a lawyer to sort this out. Don’t flatter yourself that you are a lucky investor. You are just a regular sucker like the rest of us.
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Taurus
April 21–May 21 After a bit of marital strife you desire a quiet life. Not so good if you are looking for excitement in a romantic relationship. True, with Mercury combined with Jupiter, someone may inquire what you do on your nights off. By rights you should be ecstatic. This is like catnip.
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Gemini
May 22–June 20 You may be accused of shirking from nine to five. From those who have never done a day’s work in their lives! In truth, you have been kicked from pillar to post. However, with Mercury your ruler close to Jupiter, this should prove to be an amazing start to the working week.
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Cancer
June 21–July 22 Mercury is aligned with Jupiter in Scorpio. As far as your love life or relationships go, you should rip off the L-plates and get into the driving seat. How nauseating for those who are not dating. In fact, you could meet someone attractive today. Better than any internet matchmaker.
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Leo
July 23–August 22 Thousands of happy people walk out of happy homes. As a typical Leo, your home is your castle – who said you had to move? With Mercury close to Jupiter, for love you would move into a bedsit. Not as if you don’t have anywhere else to sleep as this week begins.
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Virgo
Aug 23–Sept 22 The urge to be sensible is starting to slip. With Mercury your ruler linking up with Jupiter in Scorpio you could find that your personal life is a bit unstable. How about a trip down memory lane? Aside from that, you could be hopping from one meeting to another today.
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Libra
Sept 23–Oct 23 Bags of money? Not if you go on partying like a celeb! Ten quid will get you chicken Kiev washed down with champagne. Cash matters may be a pain. However, with Jupiter in Scorpio in a benevolent mood, an offer may be too good to refuse today. Make sure you leave a tip.
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Scorpio
Oct 24–Nov 22 You may decide to change your life significantly. Due to the combined influence of the sun, Mercury, Venus and Jupiter, you could defy conventional wisdom and do something stupid as this week begins. This is just your frivolous side. Why not try something more worthwhile?
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 –Dec 21 By nature you were a party animal. But not anymore. Indeed, it’s as though you have had a personality transplant. With Mercury aligned with your ruler, Jupiter, you could be making plans in private today. Try to lighten up. In fact, by rights, your personal life should come roaring back.
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