Clubbered by local customs

And so the curtain comes down on Club 18-30 holidays with Thomas Cook finally pulling the plug on sending randy punters in search of Beaver Espana.

Although I don’t think it will be the last time we see hordes of Brits keeping the locals up all night with their high-pitched screams, wild abuse and lengthy vomiting in public places.

Wait until next April when they miss flights home after being stuck in hour-long, non-EU customs passport control queues.