And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Now that the Irish blasphemy law has been repealed, is it OK to say that Mrs Brown’s Boys is a holy pile of cr*p?

2

How many kids on Halloween wanted to drown their dad for saying for the 1,000th time that in his day all they did was duck in a bucket of water for apples?

3

Does anyone else lose the will to live whenever a TV quiz show host asks a contestant “tell us what you do for a living”?

4

Hedge-fund speculator Crispin Odey bankrolling Boris Johnson’s Tory leadership bid. Will we see a film about the pair called Odey and Odious?

5

Wouldn’t Jacob Rees-Mogg and chums have been happier if instead of a Brexit 50p coin being minted we’d commissioned a special farthing?