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Premature celebration

If someone you know is already banging on about a day nearly two months away, they’re actually struggling with an affliction, apparently. Obsessive Christmas Disorder, aka OCD. Or, to suggest an alternative diagnosis, they’re being Borderline Ostentatious Revellers In Nativity Greetings. Aka BORING.

Ravey train

A woman in America just had a birthday party on the subway, complete with decorations, a piñata and a dinner table. Can you imagine anything more annoying? Still, good to know there’s not as much difference between us and people in America as we might have thought. The birthday girl described the reactions of her fellow passengers as, “just sitting there, not saying anything”.