TEARING A STRIP OFF WORRIED MEN

The West End opening of male strip show Magic Mike has drawn squawks of “double standards” from men who say it wouldn’t be allowed if the genders were reversed.

Note to the chaps: you’ve been doing it for years, and you’re threatened that now we can have a taste. Women go for a laugh, while men go for kicks. Women want fun, men want anatomical detail.

Your real problem is it makes you feel inadequate, but don’t worry – no woman ever came home from a strip joint and told their fella they didn’t love them.

That’s just the men, again.