HANDY WELSH TERMS

For when Gareth Bale scores a stunner For when Gareth Bale pokes one in from close range For when mouthy opposition players sledge Gareth Bale Like hello... for when you first meet Gareth Bale When you’re really angry that someone has fouled Gareth Bale

Ych a fi! Like saying something’s gross, for example if Gareth Bale had smelly football boots Buying yourself a little time when Gareth Bale is sprinting down the wing

Butt A friend, as in ‘Alright, Gareth. How’s it going, butt?”

A nice hug for when Gareth Bale scores a vital goal