SNAKES & LEADERS

TOM BRYANT on who are the saints and sinners among the jungle VIPs...

Emily Atack

Open-minded to finding romance. Hope she fares better than Strictly’s Sean(n) Walsh.

Anne Hegerty

She hopes to not “turn out to be a whinger”. Tearful after a day, it’ll be a long few weeks.

Harry Redknapp

Outrage at lack of bacon butties and eating emu meat. “I used to like Rod Hull and Emu. I feel bad eating him.”

James McVey

The Vamps’ guitarist seems destined to pick up the kids’ votes. Anyone over 20 may not know who he is.

John Barrowman

The consummate showman is already singing after 24 hours. Please let that be a one-off.

Malique Thompson-Dwyer

“If I see a nice one then I might crack on with them.” You jungle charmer, you. Ladies beware.

Nick Knowles

“I look like a bag of spanners on TV,” says Nick. Jungle showers are out for the DIY SOS host, then.

Fleur East

“I don’t like creepy crawlies, being up high or the dark.” Maybe have a word with your agent...

Rita Simons

Says she will use meditation to block her anxiety (and maybe Barrowman’s singing).

Sair Khan

Refreshing food for thought on shaping up for camp. “If anything I’ve been carb-loading.”

Noel Edmonds

Shhhh... So top-secret ITV is yet to confirm he’s even Down Under. But he’s set to shake things up later this week.