Loose cannon

BLUNDERING Boris Johnson landed the taxpayer with another hefty bill with his unlawful, unusable water cannon folly.

The country cannot afford this recklessly extravagant incompetent as PM and the EU would take the nincompoop to the cleaners if, heaven forbid, he ever tried to negotiate Brexit.

Matron.. bring me the files at once on Dr Scholl, Dr Oetker and our American, Doogie Howser MD