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‘You wish’ list

The annual Goop Festive gift guide is out – and after getting even more stick than usual recently, it was hard not to wonder if it would be toned down. Instead there’s a Volcano Helicopter Adventure Experience – “a whole lava fun” – at $39,500, a $15,500 handbag and a village in Spain you can buy for $172, 910. In these uncertain times, it’s weirdly reassuring that we can rely on Gwyneth to always be so totally... Gwyneth.

All the trimmings

Tricky decision for anyone driven to distraction after their partner trims their beard. Would you rather deal with mess, or lose the very last shred of respect you have left for them by witnessing them wearing this ridiculous yet practical contraption? Sophie had it much easier with her choice.