B-E.U.-SHTUCKER CHALLENGE

We’ve reached peak Brexdom - Brexit Boredom - but it’s obvious how to get people interested again. Turn it into a reality show - I’m A Celebrexit, Get Us Out Of There!

Instead of a second referendum, there would be a series of phone votes, and all the deal negotiating Theresa May has to do would henceforth be games of chicken involving eating animals’ private parts.

Well, it could hardly go any worse than what they’re doing now...