SHAME OF THRONES

A poisonous dwarf & Tyrion from Game of Thrones, above

Environment secretary Michael

Gove has a lot on his plate – global warming, single-use plastics, Brexit. But yesterday he had time to do an online quiz to find out which Game Of Thrones character is his soulmate and tweeted a link to his followers – possibly accidentally. “Aren’t you supposed to be running a government department?!” raged one. Another suggested it was “safer for the country” if he stuck to quizzes. Several gave Littlefinger as a GOT soulmate but – FYI – it is

Tyrion Lannister, which will please the MP. He once named the

“misshapen dwarf, in the eyes of some a toxic figure” as his favourite character.