CAT OF THE WEEK

NAME: Depends who’s asking. APPEARANCE: Siamese stunner.

SPECIAL SKILLS: This handsome fellow is known to his people as George... but when their standards slip, he lets his disapproval be known by going AWOL.

Sometimes he goes and stays with a neighbour who knows him as Colin for a few days, other times he visits another household who all call him Peter.

There are also another few haunts he frequents using aliases currently unknown. When the weather gets really bad, he always comes home and generously gives his people one last chance to get things right. Paws crossed they don’t mess it up this time, or they know what’ll happen...

If the feline in your life is good – or pseudonymy enough – to be Cat Of The Week, send a photo and details to polly.hudson@mirror.co.uk