GIVES ME THE WILLIES

I had to re-read several times the story about rich women paying to have the circumcised foreskins of South Korean babies rubbed in their faces before I believed it. But it’s true.

Women like Kate Beckinsale and Sandra Bullock really are paying £465 for serum sourced from newborn Asian foreskins. When cheaper versions of this are made and it becomes the musthave anti-ageing cream, how hypocritical will we appear?

For years, Westerners have condemned South Koreans for filling their faces with cooked dogs, yet now think it’s OK to rub parts of a baby’s penis into their own ones. All I know is, if I ever hear my wife shouting as I head into town “can you pop into Boots and ask for a jar of Seoul Smegmata Skin Sensation” it won’t be happening.