5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 For whose benefit will Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn be debating Brexit on TV when no one watching, apart from MPs, gets to vote on it?

2

English Heritage claiming the ancient tipple mead is making a comeback with sales up 10% this year. Is this known as the Jacob Rees-Mogg effect?

3

How come the BBC banned Seann Walsh from its Strictly tour for kissing his dance partner when they give unlimited bookings to anyone who gets into bed with UKIP?

4

If the Brexit deal is rejected, rather than adopt the Norway option, will we go for the Norfolk one and, like turkeys, vote to kill ourselves before Christmas?

5

Storm Diana hitting Britain this week. Haven’t both those stories been hitting us every day for the past 21 years on the front of certain newspapers?