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Premature celebration

Last week trees started popping up everywhere – as a nation we’ve officially gone too early on Christmas this year. Maybe because everything’s so grim?

If you’re one of the few who haven’t started yet, amazing advice from LA’s Doctor Christmas – “Decorate your tree like you’re casting a movie: choose your star, your co-star, your featured players and your extras.” Probably best not to expect an Oscar for it though, eh?

Withnail and eye (shadow) New nail art trend, meaning you can apply make up without having to go to all the trouble of actually holding a brush with your fingers. So, useful for 17 minutes of the day... annoying, gross and probably unhygienic for the other 23 hours and 43 minutes.

Can’t work out if they’d make picking your nose impossible or be super effective...