JUST GRIN AND BEAR IT

Around this time of year I love to wind up the PC Gone Mad brigade by referring to Christmas as Winterval, praising Greggs for replacing Jesus in a nativity scene with a sausage roll and wishing them a happy holidays.

If you want a novel way of doing that this year, why not push through the door of a heavily illuminated house a fake police note demanding they take down all of their lights as David Attenborough has proof that every bulb knocks a minute off a polar bear’s life. Then wait for the explosion. Well it is the season of goodwill.