“I have a fainting goat.
“I look out into my garden and laugh because if I go ‘Phylly’ she keels over... at least four or five times a day. It’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see.
“And I tie-dye her with vegan tie dye so she’s got these shackle colours all over her coat.” Another day in the normal life of
Spice Girl Melanie B, 43. Thankfully, her pet goat Phyllis won’t end up on the Spice Girls’ tour rider because Mel’s opting for “chewing gum, peppermint tea, face wipes and soy candles”.