Christmas quips which topped poll

1. What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker? Pays her off.

2. Why is Theresa May encouraging board games at Christmas? She’s trying to bring back Chequers.

3. Why has Debenhams been forced to cancel its Christmas nativity play? No prophet.

4. What does Philip Green buy former employees for Christmas? Their silence. 5. When do sheep practise their new dance? While shepherds watched them floss by night.