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Going down...

Escarg-NO The latest in beauty treatments is a Snail Slime Facial – apparently the goo that comes out of accessorised slugs has antioxidant properties and is rich in hyaluronic acid. Firstly, some things just aren’t worth it. And second, why would anyone fork out for this when they can DIY in the comfort of their own back garden?

Same again

Trend Forecaster is a real job, that people get – well, paid to do. The most popular drinks in 2018 were Aperol and Frose... so what do Trend Forecasters predict will be big in 2019? Aperol Frose. Great work guys, take the rest of the year off.