You only get first class in the south

So the Government has found an extra £2billion to bail out Crossrail, enabling London to have another super-duper transport programme sorted.

Meanwhile, Liverpool’s mayor Joe Anderson has pulled out of the Northern Powerhouse because he’s been told they can’t afford to link his city up to the HS2 line, and Manchester and Leeds have been told part of the rail electrification between their two cities won’t be happening.

The conclusion? Today’s Tories treat Northerners the way their ancestors treated domestic servants.

They give them promises of better pay and freedoms but don’t understand why they’d want either as they’re uneducated, lower-class plebs who wouldn’t appreciate what to do with prosperity or choice if they had it.

So as their masters, it’s their rightful duty not give them it. SNUBBED Joe Anderson