BARROWMAN TO VANMAN

The screen was bottled. The fights broke out. Ho, ho, ho.

Merry Tory Brexmas. When John Barrowman left the I’m A Celebrity... circus he said he was thinking of buying a camper van and taking off with his partner because: “I have learned in here how to use your fear and make your fear your strength, and live every day in the moment.” Get a grip, man. You were paid handsomely to sit on a

TV set for a few weeks, with teams of professionals on standby in case you had any problems while being given the opportunity to walk out at any moment into a five-star hotel. Hardly a Japanese POW camp, was it? I’m a superwally, fragile-istic, leader who’s atrocious