The funniest jokes from primary school children
..and Top 10 things adults find funny
DON’T laugh, but a quest to find Britain’s funniest primary class is now getting serious.
The contest open to schools all over the UK was narrowed down to just 10, after kids sent their best gags to vintage comic the Beano.
Judges including TV’s Harry Hill chortled their way through hundreds of rib-ticklers.
The Beano contest followed kids deciding the best joke in the world was: “Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.”
And a linked poll found adults share a pretty childish sense of humour, with falling over and farting among the things that crack them up.
The final 10 school jokes, to be voted on by the public, are:
1. What do you call a magic labrador? A Labracadabrador.
Class 5GC at Elm Academy, Bournemouth.
2. I went to the doctor and 1 2 3 4 5 6 said, “I’ve swallowed a golf ball.” The doctor said, “Yes I can see, it’s gone down a fairway!”
Class at St Jude’s Church England Primary, Portsmouth.
3. At the bank a lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Foxes Class at Castlewood Primary, Southwater, West Sussex.
4. YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are making a joint website. What’s it called? YouTwitFace. Talland Class at Polperro Primary, Cornwall.
5. What’s the difference between Harry Hill and Dennis the Menace? Nothing, they both have great Gnashers. Class 4SB at Larchwood Primary, Pilgrims Hatch, Essex.
6. A Mexican man says to his friends, “I can disappear in three seconds. “Uno... dos... ” and then he
People falling over
Someone farting
Internet memes
Babies giggling
Bad haircuts
Accidentally walking into things of 7 8 9 Harry disappears without a “tres”! Class C6A at Bispham Endowed CE Primary, Blackpool.
7. Have you seen the new movie “Constipated”? No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.
Class 5K at Staines Preparatory School, Staines, Surrey.
8. How do you fry a black and white bear? With a pan...duh!
Class P6RC at ESMS Junior School, Edinburgh.
9. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he farted, so he had to run away from the smell!
Wagtails Class at Yeo Moor Primary, Clevedon, Somerset.
10. What is green and not heavy? Light green.
Rochester Class at St Mark’s
C of E Primary, Bromley, Kent.
The Beano’s Mike Stirling said: “We’ve been in stitches. We can’t wait to see which school the public vote the ultimate comedy genius.”
10 Animals acting like humans
Weird or loud laughter
Rude sounding names
(be it road names, names or places) Children accidentally saying rude words