Johnson will stitch us up like a kipper

TWO-FACED and gutless Boris Johnson has kippered his ill won Premiership before it even starts.

Britain will soon be yelling for it to be over.

The writing is already on the wall for Donald Trump’s boastful mini-me.

His cowardly unwillingness to confront an America First racist President demonstrates his obvious unsuitability for No 10 – with the Brexit and Iran crises both poised to send him flat on his face.

Liars are always found out and this kipper kidder’s smoked out before the famous black door’s even opened.

Getting Tehran to free the British vessel Iran hijacked will be beyond him unless he humiliatingly releases their vessel we impounded.

Even if he survives that one, the privileged schoolboy inheriting Theresa May’s tarnished throne deserves to die politically should, as expected, the Halloween witching hour pass without delivering his Brexit phantom promises.

And flying to the White House to have his head by the maniac preaching Make America White Again will confirm his inferior junior status, Johnson as the puppet of an Oval Office monster. Johnson’s lack of a plan is hiding in plain sight as he reassembles a London City Hall team that achieved little in eight years. Resurrecting Tory ghosts past in the shape of Iain Duncan Smith and Priti Patel is going back not forward.

With Johnson the joke’s on us, the Tory sect putting party before country.

It’s a strategic mistake by Conservatives when voters no longer laugh with, but at, a poisonously divisive figure who fewer and fewer consider funny. Incompetent, inept, idle and a Fake News machine in the mould of his US master, Britain’s next PM’s a guaranteed dud.

Tories tired of Theresa May’s failings are throwing the dice with Johnson in the vain hope he’ll be a couple of sixes. For Britain he’ll be another one and a two.