The lineup of RuPaul’s

The BBC has received a complaint about bald jokes on Match of the Day [genuinely]. Very unfair I feel to call Alan Shearer, Ian Wright and Danny Murphy ‘jokes’. Gary Lineker risks the wrath of viewers with even more bald bants

Drag Race UK have all of Mama Ru’s four essential drag queen qualities: charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.

Baga Chipz likes “watching Coronation Street, eating a pot noodle, smoking a fag”, while Wiltshire’s Scaredy Kat spent her student loan on drag costumes.

Sum Ting Wong from Birmingham feels like she’s won Willy Wonka’s “golden ticket to go to RuPaul’s magical chocolate factory”.

Meanwhile, Cheryl Hole, above, who plays in a Girls Aloud tribute Gals Aloud (as Cheryl), will have to perform for the lady herself, as she’s a guest judge in the BBC Three series.

The queens’ first public appearance will be at Manchester Pride on Saturday.