Daily Mirror

IT’S ALWAYS FERGIE TIME

- TOO FAMILIAR UPLIFTING

Russia has been linked to »

political interferen­ce in 27 countries since 2004, but there are no grounds to think it might feel the need to get up to any of the same here.

In the UK, they already have a prime minister in place who’s happy to take their money, spend it on election gurus to manipulate the truth on social media, and suppress select committee reports that just might make mention of honeytraps, blackmail, and the playboy sons of ex-KGB spooks with whom he holidays, without his official security detail.

Nothing to worry about here,

Vladimir! All under control. saddled with a Fergie

Discussing news about the Duchess of York advertisin­g a cosmetic surgery clinic, I was asked by someone in his 20s to explain Fergie’s relevance.

“She left the Royal Family in 1996,” he exclaimed, after looking it up.

But the royals are a soap opera, I said. It reflects all other families. We see them hatched, matched and dispatched, and all of us have a Prince Philip in our ranks, someone who’s a bit Meghan, or a Princess Anne with a hairspray habit unaffected by time or climate change. Difference being, if we had our own Prince Andrew, we’d shop him.

Fergie gives it the hard sell

Having seen Brexit Party support drop to 6%, Nigel Farage told 317 clients of his limited company that their services were no longer required.

He’s refused to refund the £100 they each paid to apply to be candidates. Having decided not to split the Tory vote in safe seats, Nigel’s going to concentrat­e on splitting the Tory vote in Labour seats instead – and help Jeremy Corbyn into power.

Man’s a genius.

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