What kind of parent are you?
They say you can choose your friends but you can’t choose your family.
That’s true for new comedy The Cockfields with its hilarious look at the quirks of family life.
An old friend has had work done around the eyes to make them look more youthful. Do you…
Tell them it looks lovely, even if the result is actually a bit odd b) Ask them why they look so surprised c) Try to get them talking about Mr Spock d) Not really notice
You’ve been given an awful Christmas present. Do you…
Say you like it so convincingly you get something similar every birthday for the next decade
Tell the person straight that it’s rubbish and ask for the receipt c) Post a photo of it on your Tinder profile
In Florida with sons and wives
Say thanks and drop it off at the charity shop on the way home
What do you do if someone else’s kids are being badly behaved?
Ask if they’re hungry and would they like a cupcake b) Correct their grammar c) Try to distract them by showing them your collection of Star Trek memorabilia
Pop your headphones on and ignore them
Someone makes you a sandwich, but it’s not very nice. Do you…
Offer to make them a different sandwich b) Tell them it’s foul and give it to the dog
Just add ketchup d) Eat it and don’t mention anything a) Offer them your bed b) Tell a white lie that your bed isn’t made
Tell them to go home if they’re hung over d) Offer them more booze until they throw up
What’s the best description of you and your partner?
You don’t really think about it, you’re just together aren’t you? b) You couldn’t last a day without them
Partner? Chance would be a fine thing! d) Best mates. Always
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