Troops poster reveals Trump’s the real loser
DONALD Trump was left incandescent after it was claimed he called US soldiers “suckers” and “losers”.
Throughout his presidency, he has boasted that “no-one has done more for the military” but he has repeatedly belittled the US Army.
So this week, in a political counter attack, his team fired back issuing a Trump “support the troops” poster. The only problem was it used pictures of Russian fighter jets and five soldiers carrying Moscow-made AK-74 assault rifles. Clearly, MIGs and MAGA go together.
When Jimmy Senda went to the beach to collect his thoughts, never did he think he would be collecting someone else’s.
As 47-year-old Jimmy strolled along the Wisconsin sands, he found a mystery package. When the inquisitive lake beachcomber opened it up, he found a brain that had washed ashore. Now, authorities are attempting to determine who – or what – it came from. “When I popped it open, it looked like a chicken breast,” Senda said.
Motorists driving along the famous Route 66 found themselves in a stink this week after strong winds sent a portaloo flying down the carriageway.
Severe gusts appeared to have dislodged the mobile toilet near Albuquerque, New Mexico, sending it hurtling down the famous road.
A new report by the website GrowCola claims illegal weed sales top £46billion a year. That is a lot of green, either way you look at it, going up in smoke.
A Georgia man’s luck ran out after he fled a police traffic stop. Not only did Cherokee County Sheriffs find a bag containing drugs in his car, but they also discovered his winning lottery ticket.
“Inside that backpack was a laptop, a small amount of methamphetamine and a winning $100 lottery ticket,” police spokesman Captain Jay Baker said.
Shaun Jones, 33, was later taken into custody charged with possession of methamphetamine and obstruction of an officer.
Almost a quarter of young Americans think the Holocaust is a myth or exaggerated.
After 13 years, a South Florida city has pulled down its law on “saggy pants”.
The Opa-Locka City Commission voted on Wednesday 4-1 in favour of reversing legislation that said men and women could receive a fine for wearing trousers that exposed their underwear.
On my US travels, I’ve seen a florist called Back to the Fuchsia and clothes store Indiana Jeans, but a Mexican restaurant I passed in Maryland this week is the best. Behold Tequila Mockingbird.