POINTS OF DISORDER #2

THE deaths of working class lads made good Nobby Stiles and Sean Connery show how social mobility’s perished.

Stiles might still shine in 21st century Britain but families struggle to buy footie kit and drive kids to training often miles away.

But Edinburgh milkman Connery making it when acting’s dominated by the likes of silver-spoon Eddie Redmayne (Eton, £42,501) and Benedict Cumberbatch (Harrow, £42,600)? Nah. The name’s Bond, a Basildon Bond sales assistant.