Watch what you say Wednesday Take that and part Thursday
Piers Morgan has no time for covidiots in Lockdown 3.
And top of his shame former TOWIE “star” Lauren Goodger, who he’s brilliantly dubbed “a quarter-wit”.
First Lauren likened the killer disease to “a cold”. Then she bizarrely claimed she would refuse a jab, saying:
“I’m more scared of the vaccine than I am the virus.”
Why you ask? Well, Lauren, who’s previously dated a convicted armed robber and a kidnapper, insists she’s always been very fussy with what she puts inside her body – despite pumping herself (and others) with unnecessary fillers.
There’s an argument list is
Piers shouldn’t have given the 34- year- old Z- lister the oxygen of publicity.
And if she turns s down the jab, she might end up needing a different type.
It’s a new year, new start t for many.
Jodie Whittaker’s quit Doctor Who, Kim Kardashian’s ( al legedly) quit hubby Kanye, and d Donald Trump’s (involuntarily) l quit the pretence of having any dignity.
After three years, the first female Doctor is being regenerated from the atoms up.
But that’s simple p compared p with the regeneration ation of another role, normally occupied occuith by white men with a penchant for young female male assistants: President of f the United States.
Yes, The Don has finally ally conceded but not before pro-Trumpers stormed the Capitol Building with Confederate flags. And even after agreeing to vacate 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Trump still believes he was robbed of the win ( presumably he’s got alternative votes to go with his alternative facts).
But what next? Ah! Why don’t househunting buddies West and Trump share the now- vacant TARDIS? One calls himself President, one calls himself Yeezus, so both are used to being on another planet. Meanwhile we’d all love some Time And Relative Distance in and Space away from them.
No thank chew Friday
Actors are used to rejection. But this one’s got to hurt.
Animal rights campaigner Ricky Gervais this week revealed he wanted to be fed to the lions at London Zoo when he dies. But it turns out Ricky isn’t quite q to the lions’ taste. According Accord to London Zoo’s COO Kathryn England, Ricky “may be a bit gristly” for Simba and co. Funny... I always thought it was his close- to- the- bone humour that was hardest to swallow.