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Denise Van Outen may have three fractures in her shoulder – but at least she no longer has a chip on it.

This week the presenter revealed she has finally made up with former Big Breakfast co-host Johnny Vaughan, after a whopping 20-year on-off feud.

Apparently Denise was rightly miffed and embarrasse­d in the early 2000s when she discovered Johnny was bringing home more bacon than her.

But now she’s finally been able to put it on the back burner.

After all, with Denise still a huge primetime success, some might say Johnny’s now the one with egg on his face.

The Peaky Blinders set is reportedly “being haunted” by the ghost of a Victorian dog, with a penchant for men in caps.

The crew have apparently (big emphasis on apparently) heard mysterious howling in the grounds of Cheshire’s Arley Hall, which doubles as Thomas Shelby’s home. Now, not to sound all Scooby Doo, but I’ve a more likely theory.

Clearly someone’s exploiting a local legend to get near Shelby.

I mean, who wouldn’t get on all fours and wear a sheet with eye holes, if it gave an excuse to pounce on Cillian Murphy?

Hound is OUT of Dancing on Ice. Comedian Rufus quit the ITV show after another positive coronaviru­s test.

The joker also recently had to apologise for old tweets filled with racist and homophobic language. So for all those he offended... The virus wasn’t the only cause of bad blood.

Forget dogs. It’s a cat’s life... if Kate Beckinsale is your mistress. Fluffy Persian

Clive is so pampered he’s even got his own papoose.

Now that’s the cat’s whiskers.

 ??  ??
 ??  ?? FRIENDS AGAIN Johnny & Denise
FRIENDS AGAIN Johnny & Denise
 ??  ?? HE’S OUT Rufus Hound
HE’S OUT Rufus Hound
 ??  ?? SPOOKY Cillian Murphy
SPOOKY Cillian Murphy

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