10 of the best

1. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn’t see that well.

2. What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? “Aye Matey!”

3. Someone has glued my pack of cards together. I don’t know how to deal with it.

4. What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing

5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

6. I was standing behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said, “Could you check my balance?” So I pushed him. His balance wasn’t that great.

7. Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

8. What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison

9. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

10. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesaurus.