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‘Well, at least he had something in common with the company’s technology’

… Of The Week.

Andrew Neil claiming that he was “close to a breakdown” when he was working on GB News.

The sound of hammers hitting nails square-on at The Great British Bake Off as former nurse and keen amateur baker Maggie, 70, offered this verdict on her fellow contestant­s: “Everybody is so much more skilful.” Good call, Maggie.

It’s all gone a bit boring and joyless now, hasn’t it?

The host’s verdict on ITV’s bizarre chat show/game show hybrid Paul O’Grady’s Saturday Night Line Up: “Working with dogs is a lot easier!”

Yes, Paul. And a lot more watchable.

I’m not saying BBC1’s six-part submarine melodrama Vigil turned out to be a load of old far-fetched and laughable nonsense.

However, I think we now know why Line Of Duty star Martin Compston didn’t mind being killed off at the start of the first episode.

Following the news that Corrie legend Sally “Sal” Dynevor is taking part in Dancing On Ice next year, I offer this free line for Phillip Schofield’s script. “Her daughter Phoebe found fame in Bridgerton, now Sally is hoping to make it big in Fridgerton.” And if you think that is too laboured a pun even for Pip, you really haven’t been watching Dancing on Ice lately.

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