Windbag Donald has rant about windmills
DONALD Trump chose to mark the first anniversary of his rabid supporters’ deadly attack on the US Capitol with a tell-all interview.
However, instead of paying his respects to those who lost their lives during the January 6 assault, he took his obsession with windmills to another level.
Old Donnie claimed turbines make little difference to “dirty” air and “atmospheric filth” and branded renewable energy as “dirty”.
He said they are “very expensive, don’t work… very intermittent”, then added that they “kill all your birds”. Forget Don Quixote, more Donald Quixote.
The son of a hoarder telephoned the Detroit Animal Welfare Group in Romeo to let them know he was popping by to drop off around 60 to 80 parakeets. He then showed up with about 500 in his truck. Shelter director Kelly LeBonty said: “His son said that he just wanted to breed a few of them, and it got out of control.”
Cops in Clearwater, Florida, said they found some methamphetamine and cocaine wrapped around a man’s crown jewels during a traffic stop.
The driver told police the drugs weren’t his but he did not know who they belonged to.
A ride home from Washington DC’s Dulles Airport cost Andrew Peters a whopping $600 (£440).
The usually short journey ended up taking nine hours after his Uber got stuck in a snowdrift following an accident.
“I’m still trying to find somebody to talk to, to understand why they feel they could charge me this,” Peters said. He has since been refunded.
A Las Vegas man found driving a stolen truck with a severed head in it just happened to have swiped the wrong vehicle, his lawyer claimed.
Eric Holland, 57, was nabbed by cops last month after he allegedly stole a gold Chevrolet Avalanche – not realising that body parts were stashed in cooler boxes inside, his attorney David Westbrook said.
He now faces a murder charge after the victim was identified as Richard Miller. A coroner ruled he died from gunshot wounds, but Westbrook said his client was the real victim. Yeah, of dumb luck.
The weather is expected to be so cold for today’s National Hockey League’s outdoor Winter Classic, the ice will have to be heated.
The Minnesota Wild take on St Louis Blues at Target Field in Minneapolis, where the day’s high temperature is expected to reach -18C.