REDS WANT TO SHINE BRIGHT

MANCHESTER UNITED have placed a job advert for someone to polish their trophies, but there’s a catch – you must have a degree.

The online advert – for a Curatorial Assistant – says: “Tasks will include assisting with creation of displays, collection management and dealing with public enquiries.

“The right candidate will ideally have a museum qualification and practical experience with exhibition work.”

And the person also “should be prepared to talk to the public about the museum’s collections”.