5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Boris Johnson’s birthday is tomorrow, the same day as Father’s Day. How lucky will he feel when he has no cards to open as he’s getting all of his rejections over at once?

2 The food tsar calling on firms to make smaller chocolate bars to help people lose weight. Do they think the obese are so weak they can’t carry two Twixes to a till?

3 The new Buzz Lightyear film banned in the UAE as it includes a lesbian kiss. Is that another good reason for holidaymakers to fly to infinity and beyond rather than gay-hating Dubai?

4 How can Britain pretend to be remotely interested in Ireland, its people and its politics when Foreign Secretary Liz Truss calls its leader a Tea Sock?

5 How ironic that as we turn into an island nation that appears to hate all outsiders the younger generation are obsessed with a show called Love Island?