ITV2 woo! Thursday

Here’s a TV announcement many did not see coming: ITV is to premiere its latest new docu-drama on – gasp! – OnlyFans. Yes, it’s airing a show on the same raunchy pay-per-oooh! site that sees Lottie Moss, Kerry Katona and co flogging sexy content for cash. Three-parter Life in Love, tackles BDSM and asexuality and aims to break down barriers – which should always be applauded. But what commercial possibilities could ITV also explore now it’s opened this OnlyFans door? Late-night specials of Emmerdale on Pornhub? Babestation’s The Daring Buds of May: The Larkins Do Spring Break? Birds With a Feather and “Downtown” Abi on DVD? Or maybe even... The Masked Singer’s Robobunny doing the Playboy centrefold?