Biden son plays Trump card to embarrass dad
If you thought Donald Trump’s kids were wrong ‘uns, you should wait until you meet Joe Biden’s lad.
Hunter Biden, 52, who his dad once called “the smartest guy I know”, was this week revealed to have filmed himself smoking what is thought to be crack while fondling his privates – all while floating inside a sensory deprivation tank.
The video was made in 2019 – when he was on a detox program – but emerged this week after being found on his abandoned laptop.
It’s the latest in a series of controversies surrounding the President’s eldest son, who continues to heap embarrassment on the White House.
New York cops are investigating a massive brawl that broke out aboard the Carnival Magic cruise ship.
The cause of the fracas? Passengers accused their significant others of cheating on them in an alleged threesome while at sea. Is that a seasome?
It sounds like a joke, but did you hear about the kangaroo who escaped his pen after he was set free by a parrot? Baxter escaped from his home in the Baton Rouge area of Louisiana after his “bird brother”, Thor, figured out how to open the door to his enclosure.
Officials told his owners they could no longer keep the roo, and they’re said to be hopping mad.
A Gorgosaurus dinosaur that roamed the earth 76 million years ago is to be auctioned in New York.
The dino is a relative of the Tyrannosaurus rex and its fossilised bones will be the highlight of Sotheby’s natural history auction on July 28.
They reckon it’s going to go for around £6million. Some say Joe Biden’s dad kept it as a pet.
Texas death row inmate Ramiro Gonzales has asked for his execution to be delayed so that he can donate a kidney.
The 39-year-old is scheduled to be put to death via lethal injection next week for the kidnap, sexual assault and murder of a teenager in 2001.
Fact check: Who said the Supreme Court was the highest court in America?
The honour actually belongs to a basketball court in the upstairs gym of the Supreme Court Building.
P.S.
Down in my hound Norm’s dog park, I’ve made some good British pals. One, Paul, was this week talking about getting fit when I mentioned yoga. He responded: “Yoga? It would be less downward dog for me, more downward spiral.”