Jess a quickie...

Talking of the Beckhams, there was another revelation this week. For it turns out Harper, 10, has inherited Dad’s love of football but her mum’s eye for fashion. And in bad news for Posh, her Spice Girls miniskirts get a big thumbs-down from the youngest Beckham fashionista.

VB revealed this week: “She actually said to me, ‘Mummy, I’ve seen some pictures of you when you were in the Spice Girls and your skirts were just unacceptable. They were just too short’.”

Crikes.

If she thinks her mum’s skirts were a fashion fail, wait til she sees her dad’s.

Brad Pitt

is shocked he suffers from facial blindness yet people don’t believe him.

I’m shocked he suffers from facial blindness... yet he didn’t think to mention it in 2005.

For surely, that was the perfect excuse... for mixing up Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.

Chris Hemsworth is the latest super hunk to do CBeebies Bedtime Stories, following in the footsteps of Ryan Reynolds, Eddie Redmayne, Orlando Bloom, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Styles, Bridgerton’s Regé-Jean Page, David Schwimmer, Tom Hardy, Tom “Lucifer” Ellis, and Chris Evans (the Captain America one). The most annoying thing? Two- and three-year-olds will have no idea at all that they’re being spoilt rotten with these (very) fine actors.

In fact, you could literally give the job to a brightly-coloured sock and they’d be just as entertained.

On another note with Bedtime Stories, I did spot something a little disturbing when reviewing its past guest hosts.

This title:

Jake Wood reads...Fleabag. I mean, even for EastEnders’ Max Branning, that’s seriously twisted. Fortunately the 2009 episode turned out to be about a dirty dog, not a high-libido dirty dawg played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

I guess they both wanted to scratch an itch, though.