Poetry corner
Homophones are words that have different meanings and spellings, but the same pronunciation.
Ivor Seabrook, 80, in Cosby, Leicestershire, has cleverly turned them into this fun verse.
Homophone – sounds OK?
I hear from someone here that they ate at half past eight
They guessed I’m not a guest, seems they knew that I was new
From rows of tables rose a bald man who bawled aloud,
“You’re not allowed in this inn.” I saw he was sore.
A pause. The man pours a glass of wine and I whine,
“Wait. To lose weight, it’s best to drink red, so I read.”
The fat man with no hair rushed at me like a hare
Grabbed me by the waist; there was no time to waste.
I gave him a piece of cake. I meant peace. He said,
“Some days wine leaves me in a daze.” He rued his rude ways.
“Would you please take this wood chair? It’s made of yew. You know?”
When he next pours, maybe he’ll pause, and think. Which one won?