GET US OUT OF HERE
Forget penis-eating Matt Hancock - I’m a Tory Get Me Out of Here is the scramble to quit Parliament as desperate Red Wall Conservatives toy with forming a new party to save their skins.
Young Tory blood Dehenna Davison, 29, William Wragg, 34, and Chloe Smith, 40, writing resignation letters ahead of a Tory December 5 deadline is the start of a stampede with as many as 50 MPs tipped to stand down.
Some will jump before they’re pushed by the electorate, others are fed up and can’t stomach opposition after losing the next election. Will the last Conservative to leave Westminster please turn off the lights.